Monday, December 14, 2009

Dexter, Tiger Woods, and Other Searchable Keywords

Every morning I wake up at 5:00 to start my day. Every morning, I look at the clock and say...why not sleep in until 6:18 instead.

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Yes, 6:18 is my go-to time slot for waking up. Second place: 6:23...but only when Im really feeling tired. Im not sure why I choose an off time to wake up. Id like to say OCD, so I could fit in with the cool kids (on the USA Network) <---Monk reference, I know you got it. I hang out with the type of people who would get that.

You know who I don't hang out with? Most of the people I have ever met, and guys in backwards baseball caps. (and maybe people who call it a baseball cap). Discounting friends online who don't count (not you, you count, thanks for reading) I hang out with, on a regular basis less than a handful of people...I have met a few more than a handful of people in my lifetime. This means one of three things...I am not fun...you are not fun...or we are lazy.
You and I both know what the answer is.

don't be mean, its the lazy one.

One other theory on friendship: When Harry Met Sally <---settle down, you don't mean that.

If you understand what that means, sorry...that kind of thing really belongs in more of an xanga post.
'Night

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Lynchpin

This spot reserved for new post on how Anchorman is at the center of all modern comedy film