24, Barack Obama, Chris Brown, Global Warming, American Idol and Bun Jokes

I'm going to start putting highly searched items in my titles, just to make people mad that they waste their time in my blog thinking they could find out just what exactly happened to Barack Obama on American Idol.

Simon told him he would do better singing the national anthem at the Special Olympics

Ladies & gentlemen, my first current events joke. <<--and only four days after it happened

I have started to twitter, which is a fancy term for...i watch famous people talk to each other in under 140 characters. Sometimes I pretend to be a part of the conversation, but it all ends up feeling like the dinner scene in the 6th Sense.

I see semi-famous people...

I bought rogaine over spring break, but haven't started using it yet. Using it would be admitting that i am already, at the age of 22, becoming :


Beard comb over...if only it didn't take months to grow even a patchy abe lincoln amish beard.

I love sleep too much to keep writing: its 12:12 make a wish

I wish for world peace by way of ice cream social...extra nuts for Kim Jong-Il

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