Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

Love Poem*

My eyes light up when you're in the room
When you get up and leave, I need you back soon
Even in the morning your scent is sweet
Every time you smile, it knocks me off my feet

Crayola has a crayon labeled "your eyes" **
Because your blue is more vibrant than the sky's
The majesty of your body is a secret to be told
I am the luckiest, when it's you I get to hold

Honesty is at the heart of this relationship
So I hope it's ok that I let this slip
I know you see the girl I'm staring at

Baby I love you

But if I was single...I would hit that

I'm going to stay with you, that's right
But if you left me, I'd leave with her tonight
It's you and me baby in this thing called love
But I'd be in her*** if push comes to shove
Stop crying beautiful, we're not breaking up
It's just that if we did, I'd be on her C cups
We can still grow old and buy that cat
But if I was single...I would hit that

*To my girlfriend this is a work of fiction, if i was single i would sit alone in my room listening to emo music, watching finding nemo, and crying

**That line is totally pimp, feel free to use it in your endeavors

***Mom, its all just a metaphor for hugging, and playing board games

****I just realized that the "***" looks like I'm editing out something dirty