Snow Storm with Clever Name 2010

To everybody I saw at the grocery store the day before the snow hit:

There is no way you were going to run out of food and die. You live in DC, you can walk to food. Also, Pizza chains were still making deliveries. Ridiculous. (but yes, I was also there)

To the one guy at the store on his emergency run who decided he needed to have a fresh, uncut pineapple:

I respect you.

Megan Fox Naked (do i spell this differently every time?)