You should put that in your blog...

Yes I should. But I don't remember what we were talking about. Somebody should blog about what I should blog about, that would be much easier.

We all laughed so hard in my dream about a pun I made about pigs...

I can't believe it either, but there is a funny pig pun out there, and I can't remember what it is! <<--No its not "pig pun", that would be a dirty pun: think about it.

I got a small notebook to carry around for this very reason, to remember things I can write about. But for some reason every time I check my pocket in dreamland, there's no moleskine to be found. I think it might be because I'm usually naked in my dreams, and there are no pockets on my thigh...

when I do have my little notebook, I love writing the stupid things me and my friends talk about. But none of it ever makes sense once I read it again. I'm a terrible notekeeper. Anybody want to follow me around taking notes? I can pay you in smiles and hugs.

I've been called a great hugger, I think that's the same as being called a terrible kisser <<--for anyone who doesn't follow me on twitter (twitter.com/comedyinitials) or on facebook.

Anyway, my notebook is just a bunch of random useless notes. Here is a sample:

1. Highway pirates
2. Traveling the whole way to Amazon Canada
3. Rihanna -> ugly/can't sing: ella ella -> Hellen Kella ella
4. "baby armada"
5. metaphorical candy reward -> real diabetes

The Hellen Keller remix to Umbrella would have been huge (#3), until Chris Brown had to go and ruin it. It seems immoral to parody her songs now. That kind of thing makes me hate domestic viloence.

I need to lock it up, focus, and start doing something productive to start a career in comedy...like invent a dream notebook.

Goodnight