Thursday, May 7, 2009

How many viruses can you fit on one IBM...

the answer is apparently 87,000+

Usually when you take a computer to the tech guys and they do a virus sweep it takes hours...not a week.

Usually the tech nerds will belittle you, not be amazed by the computer's infection.

Usually you wouldn't see your name in the office on a white board that just says "records"

But I guess I am not in the usually world. The techies looked like they wanted to shake my hand, like it was an honor just to meet me. Nobody can tell me I haven't done anything in college...because my theory is, a computer doesn't just get 87,000+ viruses...unless its trying to kill itself.

I'm sorry I overworked you, IBM, I guess I just loved you too much
<--like OJ Simpson loved his wife.

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