Placing "Do Not Touch" signs on statues in the middle of a college campus...will only lead to more touching...and stolen signs.
I saw a comedian bomb today. It was terrifying, one of the worst things i've seen. It made me want to quit even before starting a comedy career. But then I started thinking, wouldn't it be worse to go through life, everyday thinking that, just maybe, you could have...killed a baby?
I think that's worse, by at least 3 terrible points.
Also bad...15 minute conversation at dinner about rape. In front of somebody we just met. Granted it was mostly about animals raping. The question was posed:
I think that's worse, by at least 3 terrible points.
Also bad...15 minute conversation at dinner about rape. In front of somebody we just met. Granted it was mostly about animals raping. The question was posed:
If a monkey, who can't talk, can never say no or yes...is it ever rape?
I submit that a monkey can indeed rape. It may not be vocal, but i'd imagine their eyes would be screaming. It was suggested that maybe amoebas are something that could not be raped...which is foolish because they are asexual. Which means they reproduce involuntarily, which in turn means...they are constanly raping themselves.
On a lighter note, I knocked over and spilled my entire glass of water at dinner. I felt like my roomate Chip after 2 beers at a party. <<-- He wanted to be made fun of in my blog...that was not the best i could do, but I didn't want to be mean...and mention his diabetes, fatness, the fact that two of his roomates hooked up in his house, one of them with his cousin, or that he pooped his pants in middle school. You're welcome.
Back to the water...I spilled it.
Got my picture taken with Ted from Scrubs. He is a lot cooler in person. Naca is a weird place to be, because these artists and "celebrities" act like we normal people are the most important people in the room. Like Ted (his name is not Ted), he asked for my name, my school, where that is, want a picture?, how about a cookie? want to have sex with my wife?
GOODNIGHT
"Monkey Rape Face" is it a monkey on monkey, man on monkey, or monkey on man rape?
On a lighter note, I knocked over and spilled my entire glass of water at dinner. I felt like my roomate Chip after 2 beers at a party. <<-- He wanted to be made fun of in my blog...that was not the best i could do, but I didn't want to be mean...and mention his diabetes, fatness, the fact that two of his roomates hooked up in his house, one of them with his cousin, or that he pooped his pants in middle school. You're welcome.
Back to the water...I spilled it.
Got my picture taken with Ted from Scrubs. He is a lot cooler in person. Naca is a weird place to be, because these artists and "celebrities" act like we normal people are the most important people in the room. Like Ted (his name is not Ted), he asked for my name, my school, where that is, want a picture?, how about a cookie? want to have sex with my wife?
GOODNIGHT
two thumbs down for bringing rape into the joke mix.
ReplyDeletehope naca's fun! bring me a pic of that lesbian singer!